Diesel Says: Snow Edition #5

On his way to bed-
"Wake me up if 1. Dinner is served, 2. More people show up, 3. Our meeting is about to start."

Diesel Says: Snow Edition #4

With his hand on his hip, "I'm not anybody's bitch!"

Diesel Says: Snow Edition #3

Diesel says, "Go tell Julie Little to come to my bed!"

Diesel Says: Snow Edition #2

Diesel vehemently says, "I'M NOT A FUCKING REPUBLICAN!"

Diesel Says: Snow Edition

While Diesel was discussing his soon to be condo, and its potential for a snow party, "My condo has 1411 square feet."

Diesel Says #6

Diesel's porn-riffic snow plans- "I figure we'll have a little party and we'll all crash pad there."

Diesel Says: Brunch Edition

I said, "You're getting rid of your warm clothes for fashion?"

Diesel says, "I sacrifice a lot for fashion."

Li'l D

Big Diesel's Li'l D

Wanna B Diesel

Diesel Says #5

Diesel comments, "Sorry, ____.  You're not gonna get up into my jock."

Diesel Says #4

Random moments with Friends of Diesel:

Chass: Do you have running water?

Mickey: Is it a real elephant... just hollowed out?

Chass: It is such a sweet pussy...

Otto: They are purple leggings

Diesel & Chass: It was really hot.  Yea, IT WAS REALLY HOT!

Chass: This is the real GENDER JUSTICE - (crotch crossing)

Abby: MICA - It is a real school.  And there I a movie of it play while down under!

Chass: we brought mo'ginas. Also, if you ever need a pick me up, Joose is it!  REID, Sparks tastes like A'hole.

Mickey: Peanut butter and jelly time... Chass: dances to Mick

Amanda: Sweet.  I didn't make it on the list.

Chass: I'm rocking a banandy...

Abby & Diesel: I'm so happy Mickey is back.  Me tooooooooo.

Chass: 5 mins... I'm going to go play with the cat.

Abby reliving a story:  Team, like totally Team.

Abby & Chass:  Did you say camping.  I'm not talking to you.

Diesel Says #3

After accepting a 1$ dare, Diesel grasped the Porto and took hold of that sweet, sweet Tawny and said "there is no leg in that".

Five minutes later, "I could still taste that."

Diesel Welcomes You to His Mind

Diesel Says #2

We are organizing a big conference entitled Gender Justice and live in a scary city with many murders.

Diesel just said, "It's all about Gender Justice.  We'll beat the streets."

Diesel Says #1

Diesel has said many humorous things recently, and it was decided that we needed to create a blog to capture these moments.

So here we begin.

Diesel just said, "In my literal grill."